I was in my local supermarket today, the third time in as many days thanks to American Express incorrectly blocking my card, and then not putting things right when they said they had (don’t get me started on that).

A longish line to the checkout had formed, when the man who had just had his stuff processed asked for a plastic bag. Unfortunately for the cashier there were none left at his station, which seemed to cause annoyance to said man. He walked to the next checkout and fetched….a single bag.

Had he have been intelligent, or not a cunt, he would have taken with him a whole box, but he didn’t. I became, as I often do, well pissed-off with his behaviour.

I did furnish the cashier with a box of bags, giving me the right to pen this rant. Hello moral high-ground, my name’s Jon.