There are two ways to a secure a jubilant Jon at Christmas: buy every game-related item on my wish-list, or take any old shit (carpet-fluff, dog vomit, any Guns N Roses CD) and wrap it carefully in Paper Invaders wrapping paper.

Santa Claus and snowy scenes just don’t stand a chance against this must-have accessory, and it almost seems sacrilege to waste it on something that will end up getting ripped/thrown in the recycling bin after its intended use.

I might just check this site again after the Yule festivities have died down, to see if it ends up in the bargain bins.