An Unexpected Afternoon In The Park

We hadn’t planned to do much today. The weather was inclement, and (I later found out it wasn’t the case) Wolves were playing W.B.A.

After lunch we stepped out into the rain and, umbrellas in hand, made our way to the local second-hand shop. On our departure Freya saw two worms in a puddle by the steps to the shop. We carefully took them from their watery grave and placed them in the nearby grass.

For most of the remaining journey home Freya was taken by any further worms we found making their way over the footpath, and we helped two or three more to relative safety. All in all, over ten worms were sighted.

During our worm safari we passed a lake. Freya spotted some ducks paddling on the shore opposite, and it was then I remembered the bread Freya had stuffed in her nut box the evening before. Birds, bread and child can only mean one thing, excluding a chicken burger at mCdONALD,S: feeding the birds.

A simple afternoon’s browsing led to a very enjoyable adventure in the park. It’s interesting how easy it is to forget how much pleasure is obtainable from the most simple of experiences. Something that our bank account appreciates.

N.B. The fear of worms is known as vermiphobia

(Grand)Parents In Stockholm Shock

It took them a while to get their act together, but my mum and dad came over this weekend.

They arrived here on Friday afternoon for a short visit, and Freya was happy to show off for them, though not enough to go near them. She has a picture of them on the kitchen wall, and speaks to them often on the phone, so it wasn’t a completely unfamiliar situation for her.

Saturday was spent eating lunch at Manna with them. Whilst we love the food, it was a choice of necessity, since their eating habits are quite restrained. Manna, out of all the vegan-friendly restaurants we visit, has some of the more “normal” foods that my parents are accustomed to. Dad gave the food a five out of ten, which is actually a reasonably good score for him, he said.

After food, we tried to find somewhere for Dad to fill up his phone card, using the well-known(?) “pay as you go” system. It must be common in England as it even has its own logo (left), but I’ll be damned if I’ve ever seen it. Sure enough, the guy in the phone shop was equally stumped, and suggested we call Orange.

Phoning Orange we did, when we got home. Clicked my way through menus I did. Asked Dad for his credit card (to register for the top-up-via-phone service) I did. Credit card I did not get, though, being in the camper-van.

Take two: With credit card in hand, my dad talked to the Orange representant, telling him that it was not actually he who had bought the phone, and maybe it was registered under “Spanish” Tony, my father’s ex-work colleague who is Spanish.

It turns out that the phone is registered to another friend, so Dad was unable to carry out the time-saving pay-as-you-go registration that would have enabled him to make life a whole lot easier.

Sunday was spent collecting a dish-washer that Jo had got free from someone she works with, then going to the pub to watch Wolves v Leeds. And we won! We’re third place.

Freya had become a lot nearerer to Grandad before they left earlier today. She had no problem in going and sitting with/on him, and constantly called his name to show him things she was doing. Mum became more relaxed, as well, though due to her inability to have heavy things on her, she couldn’t quite come as near as I think she wanted. I’m sure she was happy to spend time in Freya’s presence, though.

Freya’s First Concert

Freya went to her first proper concert tonight, Linton Kwesi Johnson. Brilliantly (at least for the greater portion of the evening), it was on the terrace of a local nightclub, Mosebacke. This allowed Freya to be able to wander around before the show, explore various bushes and rock formations, and play with another girl who had come with her English/Swedish parents.

I say for the greater part because for about fifteen minutes, just before the band started, it absolutely tipped down with rain, causing the band, who quite rightly feared being electrocuted to death when the stage became flooded, to take respite from the sheer wall of precipitation.

The concert, when it resumed, was of high quality, and Linton’s personality and presence shone through his calmness.

I had occassion to visit the portaloo about halfway through the concert. The blanket of rain we’d experienced earlier was nothing compared to the marjiuana hit I recieved when I opened the door. I’m amazed the stench had managed to contain itself to such a small area and now I wonder if the open-air concert was more than just happenstance.

Sadly, the gig didn’t get any better audibly after my toilet visit; I should have stayed for a poo.

The Reason Why We Suck Nowdays

After last weekend’s shenanigans, we went to town once again today to see James Hollingworth. We were there in good time, and there were a lot more people sitting outside the nearby coffee shop, so expectations were high.

Despite the well-populated area, we failed to see the stage that was there last weekend (just before the beginning of the culture week), which, in light of our previous inability, heightened our suspiscions.

Of course, we had chosen the correct weekend to be here; we were just a day too late.

Freya must have some very strange ideas about James Hollingworth and his concerts. Next time he plays we shall make damn sure we have all the information before getting ourselves, and Freya, all worked up.

The F-Word

Through vegan.nu Jo found a Chinese food-shop in town that apparently sells lots of interesting foodstuff to consume (a favourite past-time for us).

Although the shop is not much bigger than our bathroom, and filled with Asians (unlike our bathroom) there were more vegan goodies than you can shake a joss stick at.

We came away with drumsticks, pork-roll, shrimps, goose-roll, chicken breast and squid, along with the more usual tofu and veggie dumplings (a variety of our favourite dumpling from our favourite sushi restaurant, Helens).

So far we’ve tried the drumsticks, which are actually quite tasty, and have a bamboo bone for false authenticity. We both agreed that they’d work a treat BBQed, with an accompanying sauce.

This makes me more confident that the other unknowns in our freezer could turn out to be real finds (unlike the orange olives I once bought from a similar shop), though no amount of success will prepare me for the squid.

George Orwell would have gained far more kudos, and a few more laughs, which is sorely needed in his literature) if he’d instead written:

“two legs good, four legs bad, any number of tentacles emetic.”